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		<title>One Skill To Full Belly</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went to Hong Kong for business and during one of those long boring meetings, my peer cheered us with this meaningful joke. I got him to email over so that I can share with more people here: A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, &#8220;God , I would like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Went to Hong Kong for business and during one of those long boring meetings, my peer cheered us with this meaningful joke. I got him to email over so that I can share with more people here:</p>
<blockquote><p>A holy man was  having a conversation with God one day and said,   &#8220;God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.&#8221;</p>
<p>God led the holy man to two doors.</p>
<p>He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.</p>
<p>In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man&#8217;s mouth water.</p>
<p>The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished.</p>
<p>They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it impossible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.</p>
<p>But  because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.</p>
<p>The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.</p>
<p>God said,  &#8216;You have seen Hell.&#8217;</p>
<p>They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the  first one.</p>
<p>There was  the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man&#8217;s mouth water.</p>
<p>The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, &#8216;I don&#8217;t understand.. &#8216;</p>
<p>&#8216;It is simple,&#8217; said God . &#8216;It requires but one skill.</p>
<p>You see  they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only  of themselves.</p></blockquote>
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